Fifteen Minutes. I Timed It. Now You Know.
Do something for me. Get up. Time yourself. Walk from your door to the nearest shop. Then the pub. Then wherever a man goes of an evening. Write the numbers down.
I did. I've not slept properly since.
A man has been warning about this — Richard Vobes; linked here, I've altered nothing:
There's a huge fear… of these 15-minute cities which are being pushed or thrust upon us.
Thrust. Sit with the word. He chose it exactly.
Here's what I found, and I did the working so you needn't take it on faith. From my door in Winshill: the Spar, four minutes. The Wetherspoons, eleven. The bookmaker's, nine. The bus stop that'll take me nowhere I'm permitted to go, six. Every single thing a man could need — not one of them further than fifteen minutes on foot.
Do you see it? They didn't build a town around me. They built a pen, and made it the size of a comfortable stroll so I'd not notice the fence. I lived inside it for years and thought it convenient. That is the cruelty of the design.
And when a new planter went in at the top of the road last month — concrete, a shrub, narrowing the way the cars go — the council called it “traffic calming.” I know what it is. It is a wall with a plant in it.
They are pushing. They are thrusting. And Burton — quiet little Burton that nobody watches — is where they're trying it first.
I'll not be strolling anywhere on command. More soon.
— R.S.